RAWA Author Lindsey Graham May Not Even Qualify for Kid’s Table Debate

CNBC has released its Republican Debate format with the inclusion of the dreaded “Kids Table”, otherwise known as the “Debate for Those Who Can’t Crack 3 Percent”.

As bad as the “Kid’s Table” may seem, it’s even worse if a current candidate fails to qualify for that secondary debate.

Such is the case of South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, whose poll numbers show him at -1% (is that even possible?). 

To be eligible to appear in the debate for the bottom dwellers, a candidate must have at least 1% in any one of the methodologically sound and recognized national polls conducted by: NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, CNN and Bloomberg, released between September 17, 2015 and October 21, 2015.

What do you call someone who is below a bottom dweller like Lindsey Graham?

And the more important question: Why is he still running?

We know Graham has been doing the bidding of casino magnate and GOP mega donor Sheldon Adelson as it pertains to a push to prohibit Internet gambling across the U.S.  Both Graham and fellow Republican, Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz, have drafted Restore America’s Wire Act or RAWA, a piece of legislation that appears to be getting nowhere in Congress. 

While Graham is busy working the U.S. Presidential circuit, Chaffetz has been chairing a House Committee witch hunt against Planned Parenthood funding.

Meanwhile, using some basic gambling terminology, Adelson appears to have gotten stuck with two jokers…literally.

- Ace King, Gambling911.com